Today, I would like to share a haiku about coffee that I am making up on the spot:
Black coffee tastes great,
Makes me cheerful, and keeps me
From killing people
FYI - while I was only innocently counting the syllables on my fingers, I have found that if you mutter "kill...ing...peo...ple" while staring at your moving fingers, your co-workers will leave you alone.
Lots of interesting news has accumulated over the past few days.