The Grammys of oceans-related music, feat. Snoop Dogg and Neil Young

Hey, how about the Grammys? Person X won, and Ensemble Y lost and totally should have won, and OMG did you see what Vacant Starlet was wearing?

OK, so I didn't watch it. 

Nevertheless, we here at Water Blogged are excited to join in the fun and hopefully the page hits that are to be had in the Grammy afterglow. So today we present to you a few oceans-related music videos and arbitrarily declare them either winners or losers, as is inevitable in life.

Winner, best funky-stern heraldry of humanity's arrival at the
plastic-covered shores of Dystopia

Gorillaz and Snoop Dogg, "Welcome to the World of the Plastic Beach"

Winner, most lifelike raingear

but

Loser, least lifelike old fishermen

however

Winner, best overall beards

Modest Mouse, "Dashboard"

Winner, best excuse to post a Led Zeppelin song 

and

Loser, lyrics

except for

Winner, best lead-in by a drummer (spoken word)

Led Zeppelin, "The Ocean"

Winner, song with ocean-conscious lyrics that were way ahead of their time

Marvin Gaye, "Mercy Mercy Me"

Winner, most unsettling whaling-related animation:

Modest mouse, "King Rat"

And finally, in a tip of the battered hat to a famous Canadian who got his second Grammy, we present one more:

Winner, best Neil Young song to have the word "ocean" in the title

Neil Young, "I'm the Ocean"

So, what do you think? Have a personal favorite that we've forgotten? Let us know in the comments!